June 19, 2007
score one for dobson.
when helen and i first began thinking about kids, i knew there would be risks of exposing vulnerable children to the gay agenda, the code by which we live our deviant lives. they could turn out gay. or feminist. or pro gay marriage. or or or. gay.
what we didn't bargain for was the effect our lifestyle could have on our pets. i wasn't aware of cross-species abomination influence. how could i have been so ignorant? so naive?
behold, exhibit a:
what you are witnessing is the illicit love affair between one 9 month old doxiepoo and one 6 year old ornery calico. i have caught them, on more than one occasion, spooning in our bed. she licks (licks!) him on the face. he nibbles behind her ears, checking for fleas. she bites him in the eye. he bites her in the face. and then they spoon some more.
canines and felines have no right to be such intimates. i'm sorry, it's just wrong. and disgusting.
despite the absolute cuteness factor, clem and claira are putting their souls in danger.
tonight, i am going to sit them down for a conversation. "it has to end," i will tell them. i will separate their spooning with my legs if i have to.
wait a minute. i just thought of something. clem = boy. claira = girl.
hmm.
*logic logic logic*
I'VE GOT IT!
the interspecies abomination may just be nullified by the fact that i have raised two animals who are attracted to the opposite sex. *whew*
okay kids. sorry. as you were.
Posted by bananie at June 19, 2007 2:06 PM | TrackBackJames Dobson isn't making all this stuff up, he's an accomplished psychologist who lives by the Bible.
Satan is the father of all lies, fortunately there are people in this world who realize this.
actually, he is a deluded tool, who is an oppressor and an embarrassing representation of christ.
but thanks for the opinion!!
Posted by: bananie at June 20, 2007 3:42 PMdo you know the man personally? If you don't want to be judged yourself, than surely you shouldn't judge others such as James Dobson.
Why don't you attack the Muslim religion? they openly beat homosexuals to death, yet I don't see anyone in the gay community taking aim at them. You attack Christianity because we don't bite back. We attempt to turn the other cheek.
i'm afraid that i'm engaging a troll here, but i'm giving you the benefit of the doubt. if you must go with the generalizations, here you go.
i speak about dobson from everything i've ever heard him say or write. my disdain for what he represents is not limited to him (of fotf) alone. anyone who oppresses is wrong. period. muslim. christian. whoever.
i did not attack christianity. i highly disagree with the damaging theology of one of its most popular voices in the media. i am a christian.
feel free to judge that.
That's about as good a description of Dobson as I've seen - 'deluded tool'...
give those lil' deviant critters a scratch behind the ears from me... xx
Posted by: Steve at June 20, 2007 8:20 PMI know James personally, but he wanted me to call him "Jimmy".
We were both drunk in Tijuana,
He likes it rough and screams like a school girl.
Posted by: Fred Phelps at June 20, 2007 9:20 PMI wasn't sure if it was his outdated American psychology that he pushed through supposed devotional books for teens or whether it was the fact that he has spent the last 12 years focusing almost entirely on politics rather than the family, but it was no love lost for me when the man who has spent his life defining what an "evangelical christian" is and isn't would act so cavalier to his own beliefs to say that he and Mitt Romney believe almost the same thing, all in the name of supporting a front-runner...I personally think the never-ending project to define the Christian "us" versus the "them" is futile, but for the millions that follow Dobson out of his sheer force of "character": do they take his actions and words across the years as an indicator of his shifting character or do they just let his current, inflamitory stuff wash over them like a much desired stiff drink?
Posted by: Keith at June 22, 2007 10:15 AMi heart this post. it made me laugh out loud. not just a chuckle, but a full on hearty HAHAHAHA while *clapping*
and, the picture is TOO cute.
side note to Brian, put a cork in it.
Posted by: Jill at June 28, 2007 10:18 PMI'm @ home recovering after thyroid cancer surgery and catching up reading GFG. She mentioned your site. This post is the funniest thing I have read the whole time. It made me feel so much better. Especially the way you wrote it. I could picture you saying it! I forwarded it to friends! Thanks for making me laugh so much my wound hurt . . . . that's a good thing! Oh shit........I'm qouting Martha Stewart now!
Posted by: Karen at July 13, 2007 10:43 PM